“Just to see him walk down the street…to me is worth the price of admission” - Sammy Davis Jr
HAPPY BIRTHDAY FRED ASTAIRE!
leaving an essay until the very last minute and then being too tired to do it
(Source: thisyearsgirls, via the-krusty-crew)
in german i put this guy on the corner of every paper i turn in and the teacher hates me
(via fully---torqued)
Two scientists walk into a bar
The first scientist says ‘I’ll have a glass of H2O”
The second scientist says ‘I’ll have a glass of water too. Wh… why did you say H2O? Like, I know it’s the chemical formula for water and all, but it’s the end of the day and there’s really no need to intentionally over-complicate things like that in a situation outside of work”
The first scientist stares at his drink, angry that his assassination plan has failed.
(via rnilkteeth)
